I've grown tired of the various social hypocrisies that stagnate our politically correct cesspool.
Allowing one and not the other, forcing like for some groups while great hatred for the others. An all American balance I take it. A balance founded on the Media and ignorance. Lacking any true compassions, tools following what they learn is acceptable and what isn't, via parents the media and friends. Forcing themselves to conform. The just of you folks here being atheists, should have come across the discovery by now, that without God, there is no such things as good and evil. Yet you still cling to your hypocrisies, allowing your hatred for the unwanted to grow as a means of making yourself feel superior, all the while continuing the vicious cycle of your own ignorance, as you flounder about in your own decay.

In my 23 years of life I've seen great hypocrisies spread their legs enticing others to take a lick. What makes you better? A simple question. Nothing makes you better, you well welcomed cancer to society. Spreading your disease throughout the body of this country.

This is my declaration of a change many Newgrounds members have already seen. I will do my best to rub the just of you in the wrong way, as this site is nothing more than a reflection of America's own stupidity.

Outside of Newgrounds I plan to construct very deviant songs which should enrage the typical American. I'll submit them to various places and have my own droogs help them to gain in popularity.

The funny thing is, most of the people who visit this blog, are already far more open minded than the rest of Newgrounds. So I'm pretty much be preaching to the quire.

~Mike

Jungle Bunnies...

You're all faggots, okay, none of you could get my last blog right.
But you know what, at least you're not black, then we'd have a problem, fucking coons.
So here I am, drinking beer, bored as fuck, and in need of your company.

So I've got one question for you. How does this picture make you feel?

"I wish I had a lovely, pretty tall, lovely little girl like that"

~Hint, it's either a quote from a book, a movie, or a song.~

That said, new blog, same message, I haven't responded to any PM's as I promised, nor have I returned to the forums, but I still have a feeling people will still check out my page to see this.
The message here is, be as offensive as you can, without getting your account deleted, or, unless you feel like it, banned. As a banned users can't be continuously offensive.

In news, America makes a good move, as I understand, Absinthe, my favorite alcoholic beverage is now, for the most part, legal in the states. Let's just hope they sell it at the liquor stores near where I live.

Some more interests, it has become apparent to me that Stanley Kubrick is the best director ever.
Half of the movies on my favorites list here on Newgrounds are made by him. Lolita, the most deviously amazing romance movie ever conceived is at the top of my list. This movie is quite simply amazing, based on the much more deviant book, Lolita, the movie is somewhat watered down when compared to the book, as I've watched one and read the other. The movie is the tale of one middle aged mans love/lust for his landladies daughter, the landlady herself being in love with the man. Throw in Peter Sellers as Clare Quilty, quite possibly the greatest theatrical character ever, and you've got yourself a winning movie.

This isn't to be confused with the newer version of Lolita, which is closer to the book than the completely original interpretation of Stanley Kubrick. The original was surprisingly made in 1961, in black and white, still as an offensive movie as ever.

There are many other Kubrick films to recommend though, A Clockwork Orange, also based on the book with the same name (which I am reading now) is another classic, about a boy involved in a violent, futuristic, band of thugs, who gets his jollies from violence and rape. Only to be arrested and forced into submission by a new technique to stifle his impulses. Doesn't sound as amazing or bizarre as it actually is.

Also, be sure to check out Eyes Wide Shut if you haven't already, possibly Kubricks strangest movie ever. There are many more, such as Dr. Strangelove and Full Metal Jacket and the ever so popular "The Shining." I still have a few Kubrick movies to go through, but so far, aside from his moneylessly pathetic beginning movies, he's blown me away every time.

~Mike

Of a slightly different nature.

I was doing my best to find "My Little Pony" porn, but to no avail, thus I took a more serious route and figured I'd post a very well drawn version of Krystal from Star Fox. Seeing as loli ecchi would, for whatever ridiculously hypocritical reason, get my account deleted, I'm aiming for the second most offensive thing, or perhaps the third, people don't seem to like American Cartoon Porn so perhaps that would be second, I just didn't feel looking for any today.

The downside to all this is that there are so many furries on Newgrounds, so it won't be quite as offensive as it would on another site. However at the same time, there are so many loli lovers as well, it's just that lolicon is met with the most opposition, hence making it the most offensive.

Anyhow, I'll be coming back to the forum shortly, probably later on tonight, right after I respond to a few PMs I've put off for too long.

Remember, I encourage every member here to post the most possibly offensive material you can without getting your account deleted both on the forums and on your blogs. :) :) :)

~Mike

And I'm all like "lol cock sucking kfc eating slime, go back to Iran and cook yourself up some cum and dick crab cakes."

They get all pissed, and suck off Wade, and then Wade changes the rules so I can't say this to them anymore.

So I get together with my best friend Betty and we make fun of all the fags and negronomicons out there. And Wades all like "lol banned."

So then I call up Kaylee, and she's all like "underage orgasm!" And I'm all like, "Damn right, Honkey for life."

So then I invite my girlfriend over, and we have a sexy party, and she leaves me with this ultra sexy picture of herself. (As can be seen bellow.) And I'm all stoned from smoking pot illegally while I protest against George Bush for being such a flaming faggot.

Yeah, that's right bitches, I'm the man, and this is my girlfriend.

~Mike

Well, for starters, my awesome cousin is down from Colorado, and we've been doing all kinds of amazing things. The high point so far, was going to Atlantic City to gamble in Caesars Palace. Unfortunately, my Mom couldn't find her camera, so we didn't get any pictures of this amazing place. But needless to say, the entrance is beautiful. The ceiling is painted like the sky, their sexy large blue lights made for a really nice ambiance while huge statues of Caesar filled the room. Truly it was breathtaking.

Now I have some good news to share, and some bad news. The good news is, I came out 120 dollars on top by the time I left. The bad news is, thanks to the stupidest mistake ever made in a casino, I could have came out 320 dollars on top. The mistake was a big one. Around the first turn on the poker machine, I turned my 20 dollars into 150 dollars by betting 5 credits and getting four of a kind. I switched machine as my cousin continued to get shitty hands. Now here comes a disaster, after a few turns on the other poker machine, I got a flush, all hearts, I would have won 200 dollars from that bitch, but I got so excited, I forgot to hold my cards, FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK! I hit the deal button, and bam, there went my 200 dollars.

Now I know I came out on top, but I can't enjoy the 100 some odd dollars I won, knowing that I flushed my flush down the shitter. Everyone else in my family lost money but me. Now if I had done the smart thing, and held all my cards, I'm afraid I would be so cocky the whole night, I'd be talking in my foreign guy accent. saying things like "To for where I won my 300 I became the winner." And other such things. But what can I say, I fucked up big time, and was/am really pissed off.

A good thing, however, about casino's, is all the hard drinks cost only 1 dollar, 1 dollar to tip your waitress, other than that, they're free. So with four dollars, I drank four very strong rum and cokes. You see, they want to get you drunk, so you'll be more inclined to gamble your money away, but it's fun to take advantage of the alcohol and still play it safe, or in my case, to continuously win so you stay on top, and always win back the money you put out. Still, fucking 200 dollars that could have been mine, I haven't been able to stop thinking about this since it happened. Fucking a man, fucking a.

~Mike

I picked up a hentai DVD at the local FYE, one of the few stores that actually sells them, Suncost and Tower Records used to, but they both shut down. :( A brief side note, Tower records was amazing, so many hard to find CD's, I'd always buy stuff from them, now some faggy furniture store took over.

Anyway, I got this hot looking hentai I believe it's called "The Girls Locker Room."
As for cover art, it was damn sexy, I was stoked. Went home, turned on my computer, inserted the disk into my PC's dropped my boxers, and started watching. Well, within the first minute, I had a life changing Epiphany, "Fucking A man, this sucks!" Well I didn't actually say that, but that summed up perfectly my feelings for this Hentai movie. It was so bad they would loop around 4 frames of animation through a whole sex seen. Their mouths were just open and somehow they were able to talk properly.
It got so bad at one part, they just had a still frame of three girls in a circle, eating each other out, no animation whatsoever, not even moving tongues, with an orgasm track in the background. Pathetic. Needless to say, I didn't cum while watching this movie. I ended up just going to Youporn.com, wacking off to that awesome Tifa hentai, where she sucks some guys dick and titty fucks him. You can never go wrong with that one.

But what I should do is, cum all over the DVD, put it back in it's case, and return it in said condition. After all, it did cost me 20 bucks.

So back to the topic title, I decided it would be a good idea to lick the cover of this DVD to show it off to everyone, as the Native Americans would have done.

Anyhow, any good hentai movie recommendations? I can't sample these videos so I just need a list of some good ones.

~Mike

I'm charging my laser.