That said, new blog, same message, I haven't responded to any PM's as I promised, nor have I returned to the forums, but I still have a feeling people will still check out my page to see this.
The message here is, be as offensive as you can, without getting your account deleted, or, unless you feel like it, banned. As a banned users can't be continuously offensive.

In news, America makes a good move, as I understand, Absinthe, my favorite alcoholic beverage is now, for the most part, legal in the states. Let's just hope they sell it at the liquor stores near where I live.

Some more interests, it has become apparent to me that Stanley Kubrick is the best director ever.
Half of the movies on my favorites list here on Newgrounds are made by him. Lolita, the most deviously amazing romance movie ever conceived is at the top of my list. This movie is quite simply amazing, based on the much more deviant book, Lolita, the movie is somewhat watered down when compared to the book, as I've watched one and read the other. The movie is the tale of one middle aged mans love/lust for his landladies daughter, the landlady herself being in love with the man. Throw in Peter Sellers as Clare Quilty, quite possibly the greatest theatrical character ever, and you've got yourself a winning movie.

This isn't to be confused with the newer version of Lolita, which is closer to the book than the completely original interpretation of Stanley Kubrick. The original was surprisingly made in 1961, in black and white, still as an offensive movie as ever.

There are many other Kubrick films to recommend though, A Clockwork Orange, also based on the book with the same name (which I am reading now) is another classic, about a boy involved in a violent, futuristic, band of thugs, who gets his jollies from violence and rape. Only to be arrested and forced into submission by a new technique to stifle his impulses. Doesn't sound as amazing or bizarre as it actually is.

Also, be sure to check out Eyes Wide Shut if you haven't already, possibly Kubricks strangest movie ever. There are many more, such as Dr. Strangelove and Full Metal Jacket and the ever so popular "The Shining." I still have a few Kubrick movies to go through, but so far, aside from his moneylessly pathetic beginning movies, he's blown me away every time.

~Mike