I picked up a hentai DVD at the local FYE, one of the few stores that actually sells them, Suncost and Tower Records used to, but they both shut down. :( A brief side note, Tower records was amazing, so many hard to find CD's, I'd always buy stuff from them, now some faggy furniture store took over.
Anyway, I got this hot looking hentai I believe it's called "The Girls Locker Room."
As for cover art, it was damn sexy, I was stoked. Went home, turned on my computer, inserted the disk into my PC's dropped my boxers, and started watching. Well, within the first minute, I had a life changing Epiphany, "Fucking A man, this sucks!" Well I didn't actually say that, but that summed up perfectly my feelings for this Hentai movie. It was so bad they would loop around 4 frames of animation through a whole sex seen. Their mouths were just open and somehow they were able to talk properly.
It got so bad at one part, they just had a still frame of three girls in a circle, eating each other out, no animation whatsoever, not even moving tongues, with an orgasm track in the background. Pathetic. Needless to say, I didn't cum while watching this movie. I ended up just going to Youporn.com, wacking off to that awesome Tifa hentai, where she sucks some guys dick and titty fucks him. You can never go wrong with that one.
But what I should do is, cum all over the DVD, put it back in it's case, and return it in said condition. After all, it did cost me 20 bucks.
So back to the topic title, I decided it would be a good idea to lick the cover of this DVD to show it off to everyone, as the Native Americans would have done.
Anyhow, any good hentai movie recommendations? I can't sample these videos so I just need a list of some good ones.
~Mike
