He was obviously jealous of my ability to be funny. He apparently takes everything too seriously on the internet, and is also lacking any sense of humor.

In other news.
This is no time for your sympathy man. We're in a crisis situation, A CRISIS SITUATION!
For FUCKS SACK MAN, get off your ass, AND FUCKING DO SOMETHING! THEY'VE ALREADY KILLED OUR BEST SOLDIER, Terry Schiavo, TERRY FUCKING SCHIAVO.

We do have plans on rebuilding her, making her half machine, half robot. The people in our scientology department are also cloning her and giving her X-RAY vision.

IT'S A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST OUT THERE, WE MUST UNITE IF IN HOPES OF BRINGING THINGS BACK TO THE WAY THEY WERE.

FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! This is no time FOR YOU TO FUCKING DRINK BEER YOU FUCKING HIPPIE!

WE MUST REBUILD THE FUTURE.

More rants to come later, I need sleep.

~Mike