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666FuckYou 666FuckYou

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Of this I still remain curious, for what it was that compelled you, who it was who informed you, and what and how much it was you knew and intended.

If ever this can be rectified, and this, the last fragment that remains, if you so see this and care to message for clarity, with all else from the past in real life amended and on good terms from without the separation of the internet, I am curious what the man name shared by the Capital of Texas may have to reveal, PM box is open, this and noted the brief time spent on this site, perhaps can have clarity.


Wanna dance with Kim?! Wanna dance with Kim?!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Enjoyable, being one who has been to clubs before it's always enjoyable to see the opposite of what generally is the case (well, one's that are mild IE the type that don't eventually break into as close as an semi-clothed orgy can reach where hormones have sent all, both male and female into a form of pseudo-sexuality with an ease of sexual intercourse being as if guaranteed.)
Rather the pathetic, 4 girls to every male, where it gets to the point even guys that would otherwise be considered "attractive" or for the other desire within such a place "Ghetto, Gangsta" said females become over egotistical, to the point where manner dance with their same sex and even the ugly bat down most males.
Believe it or not, such hellish places exist.
In this I'd find it enjoyable in the sense of satisfying an aspect of the masculine condition in our culture that in some place or another, during a phase in one's life, the female held the most power as being a sexual centerpiece who could again, even if void of attraction, during the age of horny male adolescents could have males who now regret ever so much as touching such a female, but due to "putting out" became a "Goddess of desire."
Despite being one of those horny males I purposely did reject that form of interaction, which fed into some of the very ugly females, one I recall having three built guys making out and groping her, yet I purposely paying her no attention, which today this day has actually lead to her being on my Facebook.
Thus I haven't had my share of regrettable females that can lead to the proper male self assurance, and the drive to acquire those whom the individual may have at once been inhibited to approach.
At least I rest assured knowing many of these individuals received a monstrous lack of attention.

So though I am indeed going way over board here, all the better seeing the representation of the literal attractive female being "shot down" with the often true desire "sex" not blueballed teases.

My favorite manifestation of this concept (via the means of entertainment) being held with Kodomo No Jikan, upholding a certain type of male desire, of my personal attraction, usurping the highly typical archetypal desirable female, as a form of humor/satisfaction, and those who are most intue with this sexual desire, thus are granted not only their ideal, but the now ability to ignore "second place" this o=pri
Though it holds a good enough plot to seperate it, marketing wise, knowing it's prime audience (with the potential to draw others in) is of brilliance.

Yet I digress, enjoyable video, I think there would be a great deal of mespecially in a place such as Jewgrounds,) who would derive a form of vicarious satisfaction from an expansion on this concept, and bring it into a story, or short story wherein the attractive female finds herself denied via others, until she moves to more desperate measures to reach her Ego-Gratified, and thus would cause an inverse on what I, and many others I've known had noted as a truth males are subject to, even onward, especially within Caucasian American lifestyle. (Personally noting many females of Africans, Hispanics and Asians, though being raised here, having a more "open" and interactive view of sexuality being mutual pleasing, and don't see the general Dogmatic, Ritualistic, act males often need to "satisfy" in the female first, before they "reward."
Thus I personally would love to see such an aesthetic being clearly portrayed.
With many males not conscious enough to realize why they find such enjoyment with some lighrt nf
An educated suggestion speaking on behalf of myself during, the ages of 17-22 especially and knowing it would find a great deal of enjoyment from Males, humor from females, certain one's at least may enjoy gain you a high percentile of further.
A mere Minor version to test water and see the rating.
And as I would prediction, it would go over exceedingly well.
Anyhow, enjoyable short animation.
Hope my rare, once every 3 month review was of interest.


HogisLeDude responds:

Well i've read the whole thing now and can honestly say that i am honored to have you write this rare review for my short animation. Manly tears were shed. Bravo!

Alfred's Big Suprise Alfred's Big Suprise

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is quite possibly the best thing I've seen on Newgruonds in quite some time.
Highly unique, demented, deranged, and all around God damned hileriously twisted.
A Disney film watched on Acid from the depths of Hell.
Good show.

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antígona (audio) antígona (audio)

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

A fan of Greek plays eh?

Well done, appealing character designs that nicely portray brief snip-its from the self titled play. My main objection would be finding a way to prevent this animation from repeating, as it would seem the music overlaps after a few play throughs. That and the music quality itself seems quite poor.
Still, nothing that couldn't easily be remedied.
Good job.


SuperKirbyChroniclesX Int SuperKirbyChroniclesX Int

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You should feel proud.

Because this is the single greatest animation ever to grace Newgrounds.
Truly awe inspiring.

Donald Duck Hentai Galery Donald Duck Hentai Galery

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen!

Needless to say, I'm rock hard.

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graphics test (Volvagia) graphics test (Volvagia)

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

For a graphics test, pretty decent.

It's not like you were planning on making it to the front page.
Don't mind the haters, just keep practicing with flash.


EarthBoundAnimatedOpening EarthBoundAnimatedOpening

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Your animation is utterly fantastic.

Earthbound has been my favorite game for roughly 14 years, I'm more so an Earthbound fanatic than I am a fan.
With that said I must say you've done Earthbound a great justice. Your animation skills are superb; fluid and finely formed.
I'm also quite impressed with the character references displayed accurately throughout your animation.
If I were to give some form of critique, or recommendation, I'd say only this: More Pokey.

Anyhow, amazing job, I certainly look forward to seeing more of your works.

Squirrel Love Squirrel Love

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Good for an LOL.

Short, yet quite entertaining animation. The only main suggestion I'd recommend is that you allow the word introduction to be bypassed by clicking the screen, rather than remaining there for the length of time it did.
Otherwise, great job, quite humorous, keep up the good work and keep submitting new stuff.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Quite an impressive display.

Never have a heard such beautiful music be appropriately coupled with such fantastic imagery.
Quite an arousing job.

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