Most Excellent!
I must say, this is the first tutorial I ever actually enjoyed!
You should make a series out of it. Each episode you could explain how to turn a normal house hold item, into a weapon of some sort!
Also, for future reference, you should add a song in the background, I think something Jazzy, or some form of Elevator Music would have fit rather nicely.
Anyhow, great job, best fucking tutorial ever!
Mike