EVEN IF YOU HAD MC HAMMER AND THEM 357 BITCHES!

May Hitler's ghost rise to smoke a blunt with you.

WATS UP?

Never before have I felt so completely filthy, no amount of shower, nor repentance can begin to offer any form of cleansing.
I dare not say the atrocity I've provided allowance for.
This, this is a dark day indeed.

Edit:
HEY YOU PHAJATS, ASK ME WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG SO I MAY SHARE WITH YOU MY DISMAY

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I'm going to attempt to whore out this fact, as such a meeting would be incredibly awesome.
Due to living so far, I'm guessing it would be highly unlikely the greatness of Rabid-Echidna or Frank will be showing up, but hopefully a few other great members will decide to partake.
Anyhow, Don't disappoint me Newgrounds, get your ass over into NJ this summer and attempt to dethrone me as the wizard of getting wasted.

~Mike

I miss that guy.

I call him "MEIN FUHRER."
HEIL!

NOW QUICKLY, PUNISH ME WITH YOUR MASSIVE PHALLIC PROTRUSION/TENTACLE MONSTER.

And I don't mean Cola.

Not many regulars I've seen here lately. You can thank Wade for helping me obtain my original account.
For those who care, a lot has changed within the past year and a half. Some good, some bad, but the overall outcome has been positive.

I've gained a few new interests. For a while, some of you may recall I didn't look upon most Anime favorably. Well now I'm a fiend with the stuff. As can be seen Here (which was taken like 4-5 months ago, so needless to say, my collection has increased significantly since then.)
Assuming some of you folks know of Kodomo No Jikan, I managed to convert the first four episodes to DVD, reformatting and editing each line of Subtitle, which is pretty awesome.
Was going to work on the whole series, but haven't attempted it since the completion of the first Disk.

Furthermore, I look quite different from when I was previously here. For starters, thanks to being taken off a number of medications, I've lost the massive amount of weight I had originally accumulated. Considering at the peak of my weight gain, I was 260 pounds (Being 6'1 tall) I'm now between 180-185, which is another plus.
My hair is much shorter than it had been in many pictures, my mustache is thicker, and I've grown sideburns and a beard. (Pic below lul.) Also, I stick to wearing more upscale clothing (Polo preferably,) as opposed to the more Gangsta clothing. I also occasionally wear a Turban as well as seen Here.

Anyhow, glad to be back.

~Mike