And I'm all like "lol cock sucking kfc eating slime, go back to Iran and cook yourself up some cum and dick crab cakes."
They get all pissed, and suck off Wade, and then Wade changes the rules so I can't say this to them anymore.
So I get together with my best friend Betty and we make fun of all the fags and negronomicons out there. And Wades all like "lol banned."
So then I call up Kaylee, and she's all like "underage orgasm!" And I'm all like, "Damn right, Honkey for life."
So then I invite my girlfriend over, and we have a sexy party, and she leaves me with this ultra sexy picture of herself. (As can be seen bellow.) And I'm all stoned from smoking pot illegally while I protest against George Bush for being such a flaming faggot.
Yeah, that's right bitches, I'm the man, and this is my girlfriend.
~Mike
LordZeebmork
Count your blessings
Walk the line
Don't move too fast
Or fall behind
There are rules you must obey
They get re-written by the day
Don't do this - don't say that
Your every move is logged and tracked
By the all oppressive eye
Spy satellites in friendly skies
The new American century
Has only just begun
No one exempt from the tragedy
Counterattack start pushing back
Fight the power
That chokes your speech
Fight the power
That makes you bleed
Fight the power
That propagates lies
To keep you weak
Keep you in line
Fight the power that reigns you in
Divides and conquers
Defines your sin
Fight the power
For one and all
Before the power swallows us whole
No one dares to say a word
Our panic drives all human herds
In the land where cash is king
Our silence bought and sold for free
The future's banging on our door
When real I.D. will be the law
Love thy neighbor and turn him in
It's call patriotism
The world is watching in disbelief
Chanting shame on you
How can you stand by so quietly
Letting them rape your liberties
You can't be bothered or concerned
You see no reason for alarm
Prejudice, religion hate
Usher in new mandate
Absolute and resolved
One nation under one god
Lack of interest has its price
As we're stripped of all our rights
Those who cannot learn from history
Are doomed to repeat it!
BaronVonBadGuy
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