My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down!

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Band: Pusifer.
Singer: Maynard James Keenan (Of Tool/A Perfect Circle fame.)

N-I-G-G-A.

"Little Donny is, quite simply, an inspiration to us all. The fact that a child could live with such an affliction as Little Donny Disease (magnimus- obliviophallocytis) and still carry himself with such courage and aplomb serves to embiggen all of us and allows us to, yes, hope against hope for a cure for this terrible disease."

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He was obviously jealous of my ability to be funny. He apparently takes everything too seriously on the internet, and is also lacking any sense of humor.

In other news.
This is no time for your sympathy man. We're in a crisis situation, A CRISIS SITUATION!
For FUCKS SACK MAN, get off your ass, AND FUCKING DO SOMETHING! THEY'VE ALREADY KILLED OUR BEST SOLDIER, Terry Schiavo, TERRY FUCKING SCHIAVO.

We do have plans on rebuilding her, making her half machine, half robot. The people in our scientology department are also cloning her and giving her X-RAY vision.

IT'S A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST OUT THERE, WE MUST UNITE IF IN HOPES OF BRINGING THINGS BACK TO THE WAY THEY WERE.

FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! This is no time FOR YOU TO FUCKING DRINK BEER YOU FUCKING HIPPIE!

WE MUST REBUILD THE FUTURE.

More rants to come later, I need sleep.

~Mike

It appears the just of you faggots only post if I upload adult content. Well, here you go, have a whack at this one.

It seems as though even the cartoon characters I like turn out to be witches.
Yet another shocking twist.

~Mike

You disappoint me.

Also, in other news, mercilessly bump this topic, with any of the following responses:

Mevins, FUCK YEAH!
FUCK YEAH, Melvins!
King Buzzo FUCK YEAH!
BaronVonBadGuy FUCK YEAH!
Hair, FUCK YEAH!
Fuck, FUCK YEAH!

Or become creative and come up with your own short response.
I can't guarantee you won't get banned. BUT FUCK YEAH, DO IT ANYWAY!

~Mike

Right now, it's just Suaron of Kitty Krew fame and I working on this flash masterpiece. I've PMed Frank, so I'm sure he'll want to be a part of this also. PM me for details.

~Mike

A failed experiment.
Castration as a means of expressing ones love.
Sharks that circle their prey.
A little bug to be stifled by fire.
"I want you to die."
"I hate him the most for becoming the typical stereotype of a lazy, paranoid, drug abuser."
Opinions that matter.
Friends.
Trust.
Lies.
Filth.
A miserable bunch of lepers gather together for a circle jerk on the 30th of April.

-Somehow I felt like I missed something. Like there was some explanation someone should have given me so I could see why they're "right" and I'm "wrong."-

Then I realized something...
There will come a time, when all will be as it should be, everything in it's right place.

Fecal matter gathers itself at the bottom, waiting to be flushed away...
The Second Death...
Weeping and Gnashing of Teeth...
Satan burning with all of his followers...
A just and suitable punishment.

Yet peace for the saved...
Liberation from the flesh...
The washing away of tears...
Rest for the weary...
Not worthy, but through his mercy, eternal salvation.

Still, bound by this world, the Offspring Lyric "And it feels like heavens so far away" comes to mind.
Hopefully things start looking up while I wait.

~Mike

P.S. Oh goodness, I've been up for so many hours that I seem to be salivating at an alarming rate.